Ode to The Recycled Denim Pencil
^not actually mine
I do not love thee; thou art far too blue.
Thy lead cometh forth not willingly, yea, thou art grudging of thy purpose.
Though thy trunk is slim and smooth, it availeth nothing but a good appearance.
Thine heart is vain and worthless!
Yea, if I could but break thee into pieces to show forth the treachery of thine heart;
Thus every prospective customer of thine shall be forewarned not to trifle with thy good looks.
Thy lead cometh forth not willingly, yea, thou art grudging of thy purpose.
Though thy trunk is slim and smooth, it availeth nothing but a good appearance.
Thine heart is vain and worthless!
Yea, if I could but break thee into pieces to show forth the treachery of thine heart;
Thus every prospective customer of thine shall be forewarned not to trifle with thy good looks.
:D
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